Dance:

hmmmm....

dance /dans/ v. &. n. 1. move rhythmically to music, alone or with a partner or in a set, usu. in fixed steps or sequences to music. 2. skip or jump about; Move in a lively way 3. preform 4.MOVE up and down (on water) 5. MOVE (esp. a child) up and down...

NOWHERE in that Oxford/Websters definition does it mention ANYTHING about "must be done correctly in order to be called dance" nor does it say something along the lines of "must be understandable &. preformable by ALL people before it can be called dance"

so my question is this....
who are you to tell me im doing it wrong.?!